Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
You ate ashes out of my bong
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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