I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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