I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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