is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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