I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sitting in airport bathroom. Guy walks into toilet next to me and announces "I want to apologize to the entire airport for what I'm about to do"
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
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