normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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