This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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