try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I feel like death gave me a hand job
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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