ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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