if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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