brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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