I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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