he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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