Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
time to smoke my breakfast
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
i am craving dick and cupcakes
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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