I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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