were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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