dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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