He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Welp...herpes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
