the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Randomize
