I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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