My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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