woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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