he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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