Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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