ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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