If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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