I need help removing her.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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