She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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