If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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