STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
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