the condom got lost in my hair
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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