This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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