So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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