Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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