i may or may not be watching the land before time
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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