Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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