This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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