Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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