oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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