I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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