drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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