You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I got chris browned last night
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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