awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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