Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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