I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
