this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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