normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he was CRYING into my vagina
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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