I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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