um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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