Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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