Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Randomize
